A new song has been heard from every tavern in Tenriver,
The beast emerged on a moonless night,
A shadow like a mountain.
The beast devoured all in sight,
The end it seemed was certain.
But the heroes knew what the beast did fear,
And climbed atop their tower.
The heroes stood as the beast did near,
And unleashed their mighty power.
The light of the tower, the light of the tower,
Cut the beast in two. In two!
Don’t thank the guard, Don’t thank the 9,
Thank Harvek and Hanjo and Enver and Boo!
Don’t thank the guild, Don’t thank the 12,
Thank Six and Johnny and Sultan McDOOM!